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                                                Mr. Prospector 70

                        Forty Niner 85
                                                File 76
DISTORTED HUMOR
  Chestnut Horse
  Foaled March 19, 1993                         Danzig 77
  in Kentucky
                        Danzig's Beauty 87
                                                Sweetest Chant 78

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IN NORTH AMERICA, DISTORTED HUMOR IS THE SIRE OF 8 STARTERS
FROM JULY 17, 2003 TO JULY 23, 2003:

2-YEAR-OLDS:

Then She Laughs, f, 2001, out of Dances With Quack by Sovereign Dancer

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0720 BEL 5 5.50  FT F02MSW    41,000 118  1  1 3 1/4    24,600 1:05.44         9
     1st   Then She Laughs
     2nd   Lightning Lyla                  3rd   Tough City Girl
     Owner: Vincent Papandrea
     Trainer: Leah Gyarmati
     Jockey: Heberto Castillo, Jr.


3-YEAR-OLDS:

Awesome Humor, f, 2000, out of Horns Gray by Pass the Tab

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0719 DEL 8 8.50  FT F03STK   500,000 115  1  2 6 1/2   100,000 1:44.95         9
        DELAWARE OAKS [G3] ($500,000 G)
     1st   Island Fashion
     2nd   Awesome Humor                   3rd   Ladyecho
     Owner: WinStar Farm LLC
     Trainer: W. Elliott Walden
     Jockey: Robby Albarado


Distorted Humor Jr, g, 2000, out of Suddenly Sydney by Storm Bird

2003 in United States and Canada:
	 
	 
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     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0718 LAD 2 6.00  FT  3UCLM     8,500 118  5  4 10          510 1:11.47 12,500  9
     1st   Record Assembly
     2nd   Rocket's Jet                    3rd   B B Brite
     Owner: Oakwood Stable
     Trainer: Andrew T. Ney
     Jockey: Steven Joseph Bourque


Finding Speed, f, 2000, out of At Breakneck Speed by Golden Act

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0723 AP  5 8.00  FT F34MSW    30,000 120  1  5 22 1/2      900 1:39.00         8
     1st   Penne Ala Capaese
     2nd   Sunset Kisses                   3rd   Set to Sparkle
     Owner: Richard E. Trebat
     Trainer: Jere R. Smith, Sr.
     Jockey: Curt C. Bourque


Fourtheboys, f, 2000, out of Sweet Sultana by Shadeed

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0723 DEL 1 6.00  FT F3UMCL    11,000 117  3  2 neck      2,200 1:15.55 12,500  8
     1st   Hello Lonelyness
     2nd   Fourtheboys                     3rd   Tennessee Dinner
     Owner: Michael Marks
     Trainer: Bobbie J. McAlister
     Jockey: Oliver Castillo


Judy's Valentine, f, 2000, out of Cause I'm Special by Cause for Pause

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0717 MTH 4 6.00  FT F3UMSW    35,000 117  5  6 14 1/2      350 1:11.73         7
     1st   Valuable Asset
     2nd   Stargirl                        3rd   Morning Sky
     Owner: Gingerbread and Partners 2
     Trainer: Linda Rice
     Jockey: Charles C. Lopez

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Saratoga Humor, f, 2000, out of Saratoga Ack by Saratoga Six

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0718 ELP 8 6.50  FT F3UALW    30,000 110  1  1 nose     19,300 1:17.52         5
     1st   Saratoga Humor
     2nd   Sultry Sal                      3rd   Moonlit Romance
     Owner: William A. Baker
     Trainer: S. Joseph Cain
     Jockey: Rafael Bejarano


Upturn, g, 2000, out of Dance Up Stream by Slew o' Gold

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0718 MTH 6 6.00  FT  3UALW    48,000 116  8  3 2         5,280 1:09.89         8
     1st   Calahan's Jet
     2nd   Grrrgarious                     3rd   Upturn
     Owner: Noreen Carpenito
     Trainer: John E. Salzman, Sr.
     Jockey: Rick Wilson

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TYPE  STARTERS  STARTS  WINS  EARNINGS(USA$)
----  --------  ------  ----  ---------------
2 YO       1       1       1           24,600
3 YO       7       7       1          128,540
4+UP       0       0       0                0
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TOTAL      8       8       2          153,140
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CROSS INDEX OF DISTORTED HUMOR'S DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN STARTERS
FROM JULY 17, 2003 TO JULY 23, 2003:

STARTERS NAME                        COUNTRY  AGE
-----------------------------------  -------  ---
Awesome Humor                          USA      3
Distorted Humor Jr                     USA      3
Finding Speed                          USA      3
Fourtheboys                            USA      3
Judy's Valentine                       USA      3
Saratoga Humor                         USA      3
Then She Laughs                        USA      2
Upturn                                 USA      3

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