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 DISTORTED HUMOR,  1993 by Forty Niner--Danzig's Beauty


Amusingly, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Maniches Slew
    by Slew o' Gold

Breeder:  Dr. Hiram Polk & Dr. J. David Richardson (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $26,290

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0827 ELP10 8.50 TFM F3UMSW    27,000 117  7  2 1/2       5,400 1:41.14        10
     1st   Joy of It All       leader's times:   0:23.38 0:45.89 1:09.78
                                                 1:34.92
     2nd   Amusingly                       3rd   Carolina Sunrise
     Owner: Polk, Hiram and Richardson, J. David
     Trainer: William I. Mott              Jockey: Joe M. Johnson

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Biogio's Beauty, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Night Sparkler
    by Pleasant Colony

Breeder:  Gary F. Mottola (NY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $73,412

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0822 SAR 8 9.00  FT F3UALW    48,000 113  2  4 8 3/4     2,880 1:49.96         8
     1st   Devotion Unbridled  leader's times:   0:23.43 0:47.45 1:11.81
                                                 1:36.73
     2nd   Perfect Lady                    3rd   Captiva Cat
     Owner: Nastasi, Joseph and Alfred
     Trainer: Robert Ribaudo               Jockey: Shaun Bridgmohan

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Distorted Cat, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of One Lucky Cat
    by Storm Cat

Breeder:  Stoneway LLC (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $22,238

2003 in United States and Canada:
	 
	 
	 
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     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0823 RET 7 8.00 TFM  3UALW    14,000 116  3  2 head      2,800 1:36.00         7
     1st   Deputy Dude         leader's times:   0:22.95 0:46.43 1:11.25
     2nd   Distorted Cat                   3rd   Slew City Charmer
     Owner: Gloria Smith Lavender
     Trainer: Mindy J. Willis              Jockey: Kerwin D. Clark

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Distorted Humor Jr, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Suddenly Sydney
    by Storm Bird

Breeder:  Glory Days Breeding, Inc. (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $10,880

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0828 LAD 6 6.00  FT  3UCLM     8,500 115  1  3 5 1/2       935 1:11.82 10,000  8
     1st   Renaca              leader's times:   0:22.05 0:45.65 0:58.24
     2nd   Curmudgeon                      3rd   Distorted Humor Jr
     Owner: Oakwood Stable
     Trainer: Andrew T. Ney                Jockey: Steven Joseph Bourque

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Dodge City Girl, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Cold Day in Dodge
    by Dodge

Breeder:  Diamond S Ranch (CO)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $6,115

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0828 LAD 7 8.50 TFM F3UCLM    12,000 115  4  6 9 3/4         0 1:45.20 20,000  8
     1st   Tiff's Bonzai       leader's times:   0:23.73 0:48.16 1:13.17
                                                 1:38.75
     2nd   Graceful Rain                   3rd   Spiced
     Owner: Simmons and Associates, Inc.
     Trainer: Ray Shumake                  Jockey: Monica Kay Stanley

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Fourtheboys, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Sweet Sultana
    by Shadeed

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Breeder:  Avalon Farms, Inc. (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $14,871

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0826 DEL 1 5.50  FT F3UMCL    10,000 118  3  2 1 3/4     2,000 1:05.73 12,500  7
     1st   Don't Tell Mom      leader's times:   0:22.17 0:46.64 0:59.37
     2nd   Fourtheboys                     3rd   Blues At Sunrise
     Owner: Michael Marks
     Trainer: Bobbie J. McAlister          Jockey: Helen Marie Vanek

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Goldglovekid, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Said Twice
    by Bet Twice

Breeder:  McKathan Farms (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $14,000

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0824 PHA 9 6.00  FT  3UMSW    19,836 118  6  2 4 1/2     3,800 1:13.62        11
     1st   Sawston Hall        leader's times:   0:22.32 0:46.17 0:59.50
     2nd   Goldglovekid                    3rd   Big Banker
     Owner: Patrick L. Reynolds
     Trainer: Patrick L. Reynolds          Jockey: Nick Santagata

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Head for the Hills, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Genetic Code
    by Lost Code

Breeder:  Springwood LLC, Pegasus,Jaffrey (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $25,840

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0827 ELP 8 8.00  FT  3UCLM    12,000 111  5  1 4 3/4     7,440 1:39.39 15,000  7
     1st   Head for the Hills  leader's times:   0:24.05 0:47.24 1:12.33
                                                 1:25.54
     2nd   Tempestuous Wind                3rd   Proud Night
     Owner: Broadfield Racing Stable
     Trainer: Rick Hiles                   Jockey: Willie Martinez

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Judy's Valentine, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Cause I'm Special
    by Cause for Pause

Breeder:  Prestonwood Farm, LLC (TX)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $16,350

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0824 MTH 1 6.00  FT F3UMCL    20,000 118  3  1 1/2      12,000 1:12.75 40,000  7
     1st   Judy's Valentine    leader's times:   0:22.49 0:46.24 0:59.02
     2nd   Silent Embrace                  3rd   Totebook
     Owner: Gingerbread and Partners 2
     Trainer: Linda Rice                   Jockey: Jose C. Ferrer

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Powerful Silver, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Silvery Empress
    by Ferdinand

Breeder:  Charles Nuckols Jr. & Sons (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $14,330

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0827 MTH 5 8.00  FT  3UCLM    11,800 117  7  8 19          100 1:40.56 10,000 10
     1st   Hello John          leader's times:   0:23.98 0:48.24 1:13.64
     2nd   Film Star                       3rd   Golden Victory
     Owner: Warren A. Croll, Jr.
     Trainer: William E. Croll             Jockey: Alfredo Vargas Clemente

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Saratoga Humor, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Saratoga Ack
    by Saratoga Six

Breeder:  Fairlawn Farm (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $39,870

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0824 ELP 5 8.00  FT F3UALW    31,900 111  8  1 3/4      20,570 1:39.80         8
     1st   Saratoga Humor      leader's times:   0:23.70 0:47.18 1:12.63
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                                                 1:25.85
     2nd   Re Lyd                          3rd   Knock Twice
     Owner: William A. Baker
     Trainer: S. Joseph Cain               Jockey: Rafael Bejarano

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The Laughing Man, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Staretta
    by Cox's Ridge

Breeder:  Morris B. Floyd (KY)

   2003 Earnings in Puerto Rico 659 USA$  (659 USA$)

2003 in Puerto Rico:

           dist  trk race   frgn race   wt              earnings   winners  #
date  trk  furl  con  type   value      lbs  fp lengths in USA$     time    rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- ----------  ---- --- ------- ---------  -------  --
0827 ELC    7.00  FT 03CLM      6,000   115   9 28 1/2          0  1:25.53  10
                              ($6,000  USA)
     1st   Lico N.             leader's times:   0:23.67 0:47.34 1:11.91
     2nd   Prospecter's Gold               3rd   High Springs
     Owner: Establo Beneso
     Trainer: Alberto J. Davila            Jockey: Jose Anibal Hernandez

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Typical Situation, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Coastal Wave
    by Dixieland Band

Breeder:  Highclere, Inc. (KY)

   2003 Earnings in N.America    $0

2003 in United States and Canada:

     trk   dist  trk race   value of  wt                        wnrs   claim  #
date race# furl  con  type   race    lbs pp fp lngths  earned   time   price  rn
---- ----- ----- --- ----- --------- --- -- -- ------ -------- ------- ------ --
0823 LAD10 6.00  FT F3UCLM    13,000 119  5 10 17            0 1:12.79 30,000 10
     1st   Shimmy Doll         leader's times:   0:21.89 0:46.45 0:58.94
     2nd   Strolling Kris                  3rd   Graydonna
     Owner: Steven R. Baker
     Trainer: Milo Brent Davidson          Jockey: Glen Murphy

CROSS INDEX BY STARTER

 STARTER'S NAME                  SIRE'S NAME               COUNTRY  AGE  FP
 ------------------------------  ------------------------- -------  ---  --
 Amusingly                       Distorted Humor             USA     3    2
 Biogio's Beauty                 Distorted Humor             USA     3    4
 Distorted Cat                   Distorted Humor             USA     3    2
 Distorted Humor Jr              Distorted Humor             USA     3    3
 Dodge City Girl                 Distorted Humor             USA     3    6
 Fourtheboys                     Distorted Humor             USA     3    2
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 Goldglovekid                    Distorted Humor             USA     3    2
 Head for the Hills              Distorted Humor             USA     3    1
 Judy's Valentine                Distorted Humor             USA     3    1
 Powerful Silver                 Distorted Humor             USA     3    8
 Saratoga Humor                  Distorted Humor             USA     3    1
 The Laughing Man                Distorted Humor             PR      3    9
 Typical Situation               Distorted Humor             USA     3   10

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CROSS INDEX BY SIRE

 SIRE'S NAME                     STARTER'S NAME            COUNTRY  AGE  FP
 ------------------------------  ------------------------- -------  ---  --
 Distorted Humor                 Amusingly                   USA     3    2
 Distorted Humor                 Biogio's Beauty             USA     3    4
 Distorted Humor                 Distorted Cat               USA     3    2
 Distorted Humor                 Distorted Humor Jr          USA     3    3
 Distorted Humor                 Dodge City Girl             USA     3    6
 Distorted Humor                 Fourtheboys                 USA     3    2
 Distorted Humor                 Goldglovekid                USA     3    2
 Distorted Humor                 Head for the Hills          USA     3    1
 Distorted Humor                 Judy's Valentine            USA     3    1
 Distorted Humor                 Powerful Silver             USA     3    8
 Distorted Humor                 Saratoga Humor              USA     3    1
 Distorted Humor                 The Laughing Man            PR      3    9
 Distorted Humor                 Typical Situation           USA     3   10

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