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DISTORTED HUMOR, 1993 by Forty Niner--Danzig's Beauty
Amusingly, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Maniches Slew
by Slew o' Gold
Breeder: Dr. Hiram Polk & Dr. J. David Richardson (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $26,290
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0827 ELP10 8.50 TFM F3UMSW 27,000 117 7 2 1/2 5,400 1:41.14 10
1st Joy of It All leader's times: 0:23.38 0:45.89 1:09.78
1:34.92
2nd Amusingly 3rd Carolina Sunrise
Owner: Polk, Hiram and Richardson, J. David
Trainer: William I. Mott Jockey: Joe M. Johnson
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Biogio's Beauty, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Night Sparkler
by Pleasant Colony
Breeder: Gary F. Mottola (NY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $73,412
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0822 SAR 8 9.00 FT F3UALW 48,000 113 2 4 8 3/4 2,880 1:49.96 8
1st Devotion Unbridled leader's times: 0:23.43 0:47.45 1:11.81
1:36.73
2nd Perfect Lady 3rd Captiva Cat
Owner: Nastasi, Joseph and Alfred
Trainer: Robert Ribaudo Jockey: Shaun Bridgmohan
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Distorted Cat, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of One Lucky Cat
by Storm Cat
Breeder: Stoneway LLC (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $22,238
2003 in United States and Canada:
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trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0823 RET 7 8.00 TFM 3UALW 14,000 116 3 2 head 2,800 1:36.00 7
1st Deputy Dude leader's times: 0:22.95 0:46.43 1:11.25
2nd Distorted Cat 3rd Slew City Charmer
Owner: Gloria Smith Lavender
Trainer: Mindy J. Willis Jockey: Kerwin D. Clark
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Distorted Humor Jr, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Suddenly Sydney
by Storm Bird
Breeder: Glory Days Breeding, Inc. (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $10,880
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0828 LAD 6 6.00 FT 3UCLM 8,500 115 1 3 5 1/2 935 1:11.82 10,000 8
1st Renaca leader's times: 0:22.05 0:45.65 0:58.24
2nd Curmudgeon 3rd Distorted Humor Jr
Owner: Oakwood Stable
Trainer: Andrew T. Ney Jockey: Steven Joseph Bourque
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Dodge City Girl, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Cold Day in Dodge
by Dodge
Breeder: Diamond S Ranch (CO)
2003 Earnings in N.America $6,115
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0828 LAD 7 8.50 TFM F3UCLM 12,000 115 4 6 9 3/4 0 1:45.20 20,000 8
1st Tiff's Bonzai leader's times: 0:23.73 0:48.16 1:13.17
1:38.75
2nd Graceful Rain 3rd Spiced
Owner: Simmons and Associates, Inc.
Trainer: Ray Shumake Jockey: Monica Kay Stanley
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Fourtheboys, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Sweet Sultana
by Shadeed
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Breeder: Avalon Farms, Inc. (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $14,871
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0826 DEL 1 5.50 FT F3UMCL 10,000 118 3 2 1 3/4 2,000 1:05.73 12,500 7
1st Don't Tell Mom leader's times: 0:22.17 0:46.64 0:59.37
2nd Fourtheboys 3rd Blues At Sunrise
Owner: Michael Marks
Trainer: Bobbie J. McAlister Jockey: Helen Marie Vanek
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Goldglovekid, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Said Twice
by Bet Twice
Breeder: McKathan Farms (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $14,000
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0824 PHA 9 6.00 FT 3UMSW 19,836 118 6 2 4 1/2 3,800 1:13.62 11
1st Sawston Hall leader's times: 0:22.32 0:46.17 0:59.50
2nd Goldglovekid 3rd Big Banker
Owner: Patrick L. Reynolds
Trainer: Patrick L. Reynolds Jockey: Nick Santagata
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Head for the Hills, g, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Genetic Code
by Lost Code
Breeder: Springwood LLC, Pegasus,Jaffrey (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $25,840
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0827 ELP 8 8.00 FT 3UCLM 12,000 111 5 1 4 3/4 7,440 1:39.39 15,000 7
1st Head for the Hills leader's times: 0:24.05 0:47.24 1:12.33
1:25.54
2nd Tempestuous Wind 3rd Proud Night
Owner: Broadfield Racing Stable
Trainer: Rick Hiles Jockey: Willie Martinez
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Judy's Valentine, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Cause I'm Special
by Cause for Pause
Breeder: Prestonwood Farm, LLC (TX)
2003 Earnings in N.America $16,350
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0824 MTH 1 6.00 FT F3UMCL 20,000 118 3 1 1/2 12,000 1:12.75 40,000 7
1st Judy's Valentine leader's times: 0:22.49 0:46.24 0:59.02
2nd Silent Embrace 3rd Totebook
Owner: Gingerbread and Partners 2
Trainer: Linda Rice Jockey: Jose C. Ferrer
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Powerful Silver, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Silvery Empress
by Ferdinand
Breeder: Charles Nuckols Jr. & Sons (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $14,330
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0827 MTH 5 8.00 FT 3UCLM 11,800 117 7 8 19 100 1:40.56 10,000 10
1st Hello John leader's times: 0:23.98 0:48.24 1:13.64
2nd Film Star 3rd Golden Victory
Owner: Warren A. Croll, Jr.
Trainer: William E. Croll Jockey: Alfredo Vargas Clemente
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Saratoga Humor, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Saratoga Ack
by Saratoga Six
Breeder: Fairlawn Farm (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $39,870
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0824 ELP 5 8.00 FT F3UALW 31,900 111 8 1 3/4 20,570 1:39.80 8
1st Saratoga Humor leader's times: 0:23.70 0:47.18 1:12.63
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1:25.85
2nd Re Lyd 3rd Knock Twice
Owner: William A. Baker
Trainer: S. Joseph Cain Jockey: Rafael Bejarano
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The Laughing Man, c, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Staretta
by Cox's Ridge
Breeder: Morris B. Floyd (KY)
2003 Earnings in Puerto Rico 659 USA$ (659 USA$)
2003 in Puerto Rico:
dist trk race frgn race wt earnings winners #
date trk furl con type value lbs fp lengths in USA$ time rn
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0827 ELC 7.00 FT 03CLM 6,000 115 9 28 1/2 0 1:25.53 10
($6,000 USA)
1st Lico N. leader's times: 0:23.67 0:47.34 1:11.91
2nd Prospecter's Gold 3rd High Springs
Owner: Establo Beneso
Trainer: Alberto J. Davila Jockey: Jose Anibal Hernandez
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Typical Situation, f, 00 by Distorted Humor, out of Coastal Wave
by Dixieland Band
Breeder: Highclere, Inc. (KY)
2003 Earnings in N.America $0
2003 in United States and Canada:
trk dist trk race value of wt wnrs claim #
date race# furl con type race lbs pp fp lngths earned time price rn
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0823 LAD10 6.00 FT F3UCLM 13,000 119 5 10 17 0 1:12.79 30,000 10
1st Shimmy Doll leader's times: 0:21.89 0:46.45 0:58.94
2nd Strolling Kris 3rd Graydonna
Owner: Steven R. Baker
Trainer: Milo Brent Davidson Jockey: Glen Murphy
CROSS INDEX BY STARTER
STARTER'S NAME SIRE'S NAME COUNTRY AGE FP
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Amusingly Distorted Humor USA 3 2
Biogio's Beauty Distorted Humor USA 3 4
Distorted Cat Distorted Humor USA 3 2
Distorted Humor Jr Distorted Humor USA 3 3
Dodge City Girl Distorted Humor USA 3 6
Fourtheboys Distorted Humor USA 3 2
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Goldglovekid Distorted Humor USA 3 2
Head for the Hills Distorted Humor USA 3 1
Judy's Valentine Distorted Humor USA 3 1
Powerful Silver Distorted Humor USA 3 8
Saratoga Humor Distorted Humor USA 3 1
The Laughing Man Distorted Humor PR 3 9
Typical Situation Distorted Humor USA 3 10
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CROSS INDEX BY SIRE
SIRE'S NAME STARTER'S NAME COUNTRY AGE FP
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Distorted Humor Amusingly USA 3 2
Distorted Humor Biogio's Beauty USA 3 4
Distorted Humor Distorted Cat USA 3 2
Distorted Humor Distorted Humor Jr USA 3 3
Distorted Humor Dodge City Girl USA 3 6
Distorted Humor Fourtheboys USA 3 2
Distorted Humor Goldglovekid USA 3 2
Distorted Humor Head for the Hills USA 3 1
Distorted Humor Judy's Valentine USA 3 1
Distorted Humor Powerful Silver USA 3 8
Distorted Humor Saratoga Humor USA 3 1
Distorted Humor The Laughing Man PR 3 9
Distorted Humor Typical Situation USA 3 10
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