DISTORTED HUMOR

Charming Humor, 2001 bay filly, by Distorted Humor 93 -- Workslikacharm 92,
                                                          by Northern Score 86

8TH SARATOGA August 29, 2003
7 FURLONGS DIRT FILLIES 2 YEAR OLDS
SPINAWAY S. (G1)  PURSE $200,000
Pgm Horse                  Jockey/Trainer            PP   Wt   Claim Med EQ Odds
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5   CHARMING HUMOR,2,F     M.GUIDRY                   5  121                20/1
                           L.JOLLEY

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Charming Humor, 2001 bay filly, by Distorted Humor 93 -- Workslikacharm 92,
                                                          by Northern Score 86

6TH SARATOGA August 30, 2003
6 1/2 FURLONGS DIRT FILLIES 2 YEAR OLDS
MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT  PURSE $45,000
Pgm Horse                  Jockey/Trainer            PP   Wt   Claim Med EQ Odds
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11  CHARMING HUMOR,2,F     C.H.VELASQUEZ             11  119                8/1
                           L.JOLLEY

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Finding Speed, 2000 chestnut filly, by Distorted Humor 93
                              -- At Breakneck Speed 91, by Golden Act 76

3RD ARLINGTON PARK August 30, 2003
6 FURLONGS DIRT FILLIES 3 & 4 YEAR OLDS
MAIDEN CLAIMING $25,000-$30,000 PURSE $18,000
Pgm Horse                  Jockey/Trainer            PP   Wt   Claim Med EQ Odds
--- ---------------------- ------------------------- --   --   ----- --- -- ----
1   FINDING SPEED,3,F      C.C.BOURQUE                1  120   30,000 L     8/5
                           J.SMITH, SR.

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Kool Humor, 2000 dark bay or brown gelding, by Distorted Humor 93
                              -- Aly Sara 89, by Saratoga Six 82

11TH LOUISIANA DOWNS August 30, 2003
1 1/16 MILES DIRT OPEN 3 YEAR OLDS
PRELUDE S.  PURSE $50,000
Pgm Horse                  Jockey/Trainer            PP   Wt   Claim Med EQ Odds
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5   KOOL HUMOR,3,G         K.D.CLARK                  5  122          L     2/1
                           J.BRUNER

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Texas Honey, 2000 bay filly, by Distorted Humor 93 -- Phone Deal 87,
                                                            by Clever Trick 76

10TH TIMONIUM August 30, 2003
4 FURLONGS DIRT FILLIES AND MARES 3 YEAR OLDS AND UP
MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT  PURSE $21,000

Pgm Horse                  Jockey/Trainer            PP   Wt   Claim Med EQ Odds
--- ---------------------- ------------------------- --   --   ----- --- -- ----
1   TEXAS HONEY,3,F        J.D.ACOSTA                 1  121          lA    5/1
                           D.CAPUANO


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CROSS INDEX BY TRACK

TRACK  RACE DATE  RACE NUM   STARTER             SIRE NAME
-----  ---------  --------   ------------------- -------------------
 AP    08/30/03       3      FINDING SPEED       Distorted Humor
 LAD   08/30/03       11     KOOL HUMOR          Distorted Humor
 SAR   08/29/03       8      CHARMING HUMOR      Distorted Humor
 SAR   08/30/03       6      CHARMING HUMOR      Distorted Humor
 TIM   08/30/03       10     TEXAS HONEY         Distorted Humor

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CROSS INDEX BY STARTER

STARTER             SIRE NAME              TRACK  RACE DATE  RACE NUM
------------------- ---------------------- -----  ---------  --------
CHARMING HUMOR      Distorted Humor          SAR  08/30/03      6
CHARMING HUMOR      Distorted Humor          SAR  08/29/03      8
FINDING SPEED       Distorted Humor          AP   08/30/03      3
KOOL HUMOR          Distorted Humor          LAD  08/30/03      11
TEXAS HONEY         Distorted Humor          TIM  08/30/03      10

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